What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

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Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Thinking from a spiritual perspective, can we say that the journey in recovering from narcissistic abuse a battle of spiritual warfare? Any thoughts on this?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

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share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

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No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What made you feel disgusted today?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

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No way

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Are narcissists happy people generally?

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

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